I Feel Goooooood

I feel good today!  I.Feel.Good.  na na na na na na na

Remember this guy?    Most of you, probably not.  He felt good, according to him.  I don’t know why he felt good.  But good for him.

Now back to me.

So, why do I feel good today?   I haven’t a clue.  I just got up and felt so freaking good, I was smiling.  Anyone who knows me, knows I don’t smile much in the mornings.  This morning.  Big. Smile.

• I wasn’t pissed off about my arthritis aches and pains.  Were they still there?  Yes, indeed they were.

• I wasn’t pissed off thinking about going to fucking work.  Will I still have to go?  Yes, indeed I will.

• I wasn’t pissed off because it’s a bit cold and windy outside.  I still went to the store and for my walk.  Yes, indeed I did.

• I wasn’t even pissed off about “know it all chick” at work that gets on my last nerve and I want to strangle her nasty little neck.  No, not today.  She gets a pass today.  I MIGHT even smile at the bitch. While I have my hands around her neck.

No. People. I am just happy today.  Nothing could make me happier, in fact. 

Well, maybe if I won the lottery.

Or had a mind-blowing orgasm.  (no she did not just say that!)

Or saw some of the people I love…in person.

Other than those things, I couldn’t be happier.

Have you ever felt like that?   You just ooze with pleasure and delightfulness and goodness?   Sounds a little “Pollyanna” huh?   You’re right.  I’m about to gag myself with all this bullshit.

But it’s true.  Yours truly is a happy girlie today.   And?  I’m NOT drinking.   I may have just sucked in some happy air or had a brain vessel snap or something, though.  This is not normal for me.   Oh I’ve been happy before.  I can’t quite remember that day, but I’m sure I was.  However, there was always a reason.  I may have won a jackpot at the casino or heard from one of my boys, or received a compliment I didn’t expect.

OH wait!  I did receive an amazing compliment from my writerly friend, Karla Telega, today.  In fact, my name is up in lights so to speak over at her place.   Check me out and check her out.  She definitely makes me smile.  And laugh.  She’s effing funny.

So.

How good do I feel?

• I feel “just paid the last and final car payment” good.  

• I feel “just saw JLo in the altogether” good. 

• I feel “just saw any beautiful woman in the altogether” good.

• I feel “just finished my homework” good.

• I feel “just got off the plane in Maui” good.

OK maybe not that good.

I feel good enough to face the world today, even if the world’s not ready for me. 

And?

I just wanted to tell all my bloggy friends about it, so maybe I can help you feel a little better today.

If you can’t laugh with me, then laugh at me.  Just so ya laugh.  Enjoy life.  And know this crazy old broad who feels good…..loves you!

Now where did I leave that fucking bong?

Just kidding!