So the first thing I will touch on is the end of Spring Break. Sadly, I didn’t make it down to Cancun for bikini watching and the drunken bash, but I did manage to get over to Wal-Mart for a couple bottles of merlot. I had to have me a little libation while catching some riveting TV shows like I shouldn’t be Alive and Hoarders and Pawn Stars. At one point, I thought my pleasure meter would explode, I was having such fun. We 57 year olds are real party animals, or haven’t you heard?
Joan just gave me that look she gives me (you don’t want to know) and called me Weird…….have I been talking aloud while typing this? Oh lordy.
Tomorrow is the first day of my 2nd semester in grad school. My classes are ‘Change Leadership’ and ‘Innovation and Creativity’. I was to have read two books for this week’s assignment, and I’m about half way through the 2nd book. Why am I not reading, you ask? Uh….. I should be reading. But America’s Funniest Videos are on now, and I don’t want to miss yet another Dad being hit in the balls with a baseball bat by his blindfolded kid trying to hit a piñata. Yea, that’s some funny stuff. Can’t miss that. Or the dumbass who rides his skateboard down a handrail, and……..yep, lands on his balls. Are you sensing a theme here? Oh I like the kids with snot streaming out of their noses after they sneeze too. Awesome. Balls and snot. Can’t get much better TV than that.
Funny thing is, for months I haven’t watched much TV except for my prime-time favorites. The rest of the day, the TV is usually turned off. But lately, I’m a TV watching freak. I may need some medication to go along with that merlot. Something’s wrong with me. I think I took the whole ‘Spring Break’ concept and applied it to my common sense, or lack thereof.
I can feel my brain cells dying. Oh lordy.
I don’t have time for Hoarders. I don’t even like Hoarders. I should be writing that novel that I keep talking about. Or practicing my sketching……or reading……or anything but watching this crap.
Well, I gotta go now. Secret Millionaire just came on and WOW, it looks interesting!
I’ll get to that novel tomorrow.
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