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Shirt Lifter

This, my first week at my new job, has been a whirlwind of emotion, insomnia and the realization that 5 am really does exist (and it really should not!...exist….really).   Twenty One months is a long time to have one’s alarm clock in the ‘off’ position.  I have, in fact, also been stuck in the ‘off’ position, and have become quite comfortable with that status. Until now.  In just one short week, I’ve managed to get up, shower, wash and style my hair, apply makeup, dress and accessorize  (SO very important!), have breakfast, pack my lunch and get out that door by 6:25 am.   People, this is a monumental accomplishment for someone who previously didn’t open her eyes before 7 am, and then only if necessary.

And so, in order to paint a clearer picture of this phenomenon, compare my tired old body to that of an old classic car  (The Model T Ford will do)  thrown right smack in the middle of a Nascar race.  Yea, the old girl is tired, but she keeps on that gas pedal and makes those hairpin turns with an ease and class that can only come from a respected, well-oiled and solidly built machine.   And she may not win the race, but what the hell, she was there for the ride……and it felt good.

Yes, going back to work did feel good, even though I’m the oldest person in my training class by at least 10 years, and I won’t be boss like I’m used to being, and I seriously do hate rising at 5 am.  What felt good was being among people again, and realizing that I can hold my own with the young folks and some of them seem to like me quite a lot.  I’m a cut-up just like online, but only when it’s appropriate.

What I have missed terribly, is writing.   I miss the blog posts and reading your posts.  Oh I get to some, but not nearly as many as before.  I realize my schedule has to change somewhat, but I don’t want to lose the friendships I’ve made by writing my blog.   So that’s why I’m sitting here writing instead of studying or getting to bed.  I just needed to connect with you all again.  I feel good here.  I feel secure and welcome and if it hadn’t been for this blog and my readers/bloggy friends, the past year would have been very tough.   So thank you for continuing to visit.

So what did I learn today?   Well, you didn’t ask, but you should have because you wouldn’t believe what I actually learned.   During our down-time, I learned that my prison bitch name is “Shirt Lifter”.   I couldn’t very well disagree, I suppose, as that sounds like me.  Yep, that’s what we did today, checked out the Prison Bitch Name Generator Website.   It’s a little naughty, but really made for some fun laughs in class.  Check it out and let me know what Your prison bitch name is.  I’m waiting…….

So tomorrow is Friday.  I can say TGIF and actually mean it for a change.  I hope your Friday is Freaking Fantastic.    Hugs all around from Terri Shirt Lifter Sonoda.


Guest Karla Telega Funny's Up My Blog

I enjoyed having a guest blogger so much last week, I decided to have another one.  So much easier than writing the stuff myself!  Seriously, you know I love you all but it’s my first week back to work, so my bloggy friends are helping me out.

The lovely and talented Karla Telega, a writer/humorist that has one of the funniest blogs around, is my Guest Blogger, and I hope she knows how much I appreciate her taking time to help a working girl out.

 I know you will enjoy Karla’s brand of fun and frolicking.    If you haven’t already visited her blog, Telega Tales and Tart Cookies, please do.   You’ll go back again and again. 

 Here’s  Karla!!!!


I'm Only Human

There’s a children’s book called Everyone Poops. We had no such book when I was a child. We had code names for bodily functions, like number one and number two. This was so that the commies (during the cold war) wouldn’t know whether we were tinkling or pooping. Mom thought that if you used the words piss, crap, or fart, civilization as we know it would come to an end.

 It was very rare back then for people to have more than one bathroom, so timing was everything. If I said “gotta go” it didn’t mean “Look at the time. I really should be heading home now.” It meant that there would be dire consequences if I didn’t get to the bathroom in the next nano-second.

 Passing gas on a road trip was an occasion for silently rolling down the window. Not anymore. Now we talk freely about making wind. True, we blame it on the dog, but we don’t just pretend not to notice. I once went with my son to look for a compressor. I defiled the most hallowed department of Sears, and he moaned that he would never be able to show his face in the hardware section again. Now when I want to push his buttons, I just suggest that we go shop for a hammer.

 I’m at the age where my doctor wants me to get regular colonoscopies. First, the stuff they give you to clean you out is an adventure in itself. But when the doctor asked if I wanted to see the pictures, I told him, “No, thanks. I’ll wait for the 3D version.” And you know there’s some idiot out there who will post his colonoscopy on You Tube.

 I’m actually glad that society is becoming more enlightened about bodily functions. As my GI tract gets older, bodily functions are becoming increasingly inevitable. Every time a man buys tampons for his sweetie, I want to give him an attaboy. When a woman gives a very unladylike belch, I know that etiquette is evolving nicely. Okay, emissions in elevators are still a taboo, but I have hope for the future.

 It will be a sad day for humorists when there is no longer anything remotely funny about potty humor, but I can live with that. Besides, the dog is getting tired of taking the heat.

(The picture is from Amazon.)


Writer's Etiquette by Alexander

Alexander M Zoltai  from Notes From an Alien has graciously consented to sharing his writerly wisdom as my guest blogger.   Please make him welcome by leaving some comments and make sure to check out his Blog which is informative, thought-provoking and always interesting. 

I think you will enjoy his uniquely well-read perspective as I have and will want to return again and again.  Welcome to Terri's Little Corner, Alex, and thank you so much for being my guest!

You can also download a free copy of his new book, Notes From an Alien.   Such a deal!  Without further ado, I give you Alexander:


When Terri asked me to Guest Post, she offered me a choice of topics and I chose "Writer's Etiquette" because I'd never purposefully thought about it.

 So, let's explore the concept...

 Since etiquette means, "Rules governing socially acceptable behavior", we'd first have to decide what constitutes the social part of a writer's life.

 Most writers spend vast amounts of time alone out of necessity. Many have social lives that let them relax from the demands of writing. So, what activity would qualify as a writer's earnest social time?

 I hope you'll put your ideas in the comments; but, one I can offer is the time writers spend getting to know people in their attempt to build what is usually called an audience or platform.

 The reigning rational model for promotion is "Relationship Marketing". And, relationship marketing that's done dishonestly, by faking the relationship part, can be smelled miles away...

 So, we've got at least one social milieu for a writer where some form of etiquette may be appropriate. Yet, "etiquette" implies socially "acceptable" behavior.

 What's acceptable?

 I think it depends on the type of audience or platform the writer is developing. If they're writing vampire novels, acceptable behavior could be distinctly different from the behavior necessary for a science fiction writer.

 In fact, I think most of the etiquette that could be acceptable in various writing arenas depends on at least three factors: the writer themselves, the genre or theme of the writing, and the potential readership.

 Matter of fact, if you put writer's + etiquette into Google, you won't find much appropriate material dealing with the etiquette of relationship marketing.

 What you will find is a lot of information on what publishers and agents consider acceptable behavior. Thing is though, I can't really feel like I'm being "social" when dealing with agents and publishers...

 OK, that's my first ever attempt at writing about writer's etiquette. How did I do??



Freaking Out Friday

When I woke up this morning, I did my usual Friday morning things.  Bathroom, coffee, computer, kissed honey goodbye, AND THEN I FREAKED OUT.   I realized this is my last Friday of freedom.  Beginning Monday, June 6th, I will again be a part of the work-force.  Fridays will have a new meaning to me after some 21 months of unemployment.  “TGIF” will be significant for me, once again.   So now the question is…should I be celebrating or mourning?

I should celebrate (along with my creditors) because, financially, things will be easier.  However, I mourn because 40 hours of my personal freedom per week will no longer exist.   Don’t get me wrong, I am so excited to have a job, finally, after all those job applications, interviews, letters and emails of rejection and dry cleaning bills.   I have a job!   It doesn’t pay a whole lot, certainly nothing near what I was accustomed to, but it pays ok and has benefits and actually sounds interesting.    And, I will be among people, not just four walls.   I guess I’ll have to keep certain noises at bay now, such as talking to myself, singing out loud, and those unmentionable bodily noises that I won’t mention…..hence the unmentionable reference.   But I digress.   (Don’t you hate it when people write that?  I do.  And then I write it anyway.  Don’t judge.)

So my next question is, WHAT am I going to wear?   I’ll be in training at first, and the dress code is ‘business casual’.  Only problem for me is, I have ‘business wear’  (not casual)  and I have ‘Casual”  (definitely not business).  Quandary.  I can’t even mix and match because, quite frankly,  I wasn’t privy to the fashionista gene, thus I have no idea what works.   Mostly, I go for what fits.   I’ll figure it out, though. And even if I don’t look stellar on my first day, everyone (and I mean Everyone)  will LOVE my purse.  I know my handbags.  As you probably know if you’ve read me for long, I would trample a room full of 90 year olds to get to that one special handbag in Kohl’s.  I just roll that way.

So what do you think about Dockers khaki slacks, my Denver Broncos John Elway signature jersey, my black penny loafers and my Vera Wang sexy purple bag?    Steaming HOT, huh?

Hells yeah, bring on the water cooler and the donuts…..hide your staplers and your cute secretaries.


Terri’s heading back to work!


(Images from Google Images)

Poking Fun Really Is Fun

Can I be funny without poking fun at myself?  The answer is a resounding No.  Who doesn’t want to laugh at another’s expense?   I do!  I do!   I even like laughing at my own expense.  I think there may be a very disturbing diagnosis for what ails me out there somewhere.  I’m not going to go looking for it, though, for fear of straight-jackets and shock treatments and Nurse Ratchet (bless her heart and that hairdo.  You have seen that old movie, right?).

Seriously, I find self-deprecation a fun way to draw attention to myself, and I love being the center of attention.  Since I don’t have my stellar looks perky boobage anymore I have to go with my wit.   I must say, I was a bit jealous of several of my young bloggy friends when they posted their “Senior Hottie” pictures.   I’m so old I couldn’t find mine.  Maybe they didn’t have cameras back then.  Or proms.  Or hotties.

The fact of the matter is, I am a senior hottie.   Well, I’m a senior.    The hottie part only comes in when I’m sitting at a video poker machine, alongside a 90 year old man who keeps winking at me  (it could happen).   I feel pretty hot then.  And, since I like to tease, I continue the hotness by rather coyly moving to the next machine over.   Am I playing cat and mouse?  Uh... no.  But that would be a much funnier scenario than the fact that he probably doesn’t smell all that good  so I just need to remove my delicate nose tissues to a safe zone outside the radiation area.

I hate the word “Senior”.  I guess it beats old, geriatric, retired, tired, wrinkled, gray, sweetie, honey, and my personal  fave, “Elderly”.   And when did I become a senior anyway?  I’m 57 and I still like rock music. Ok it’s classic rock and the Rolling Stones, and they are fossils.  But still.  In Vegas, it seems the senior age starts at 55.    Somebody forgot to tell the AARP about that because I started receiving their recruitment flyers ads for funeral homes when I turned 49.   I still haven’t joined.  I’m a rebel that way.  I will decide when I am old, and if I’m not ready to be old, the AARP doesn’t have enough muscle to make me old.  Those bullies!

So back to the “Senior Hottie” idea.  Yes, I am a Senior Hottie too.  Apparently,  I’m considered a sweet young thing in my circles.  But I’m still not giving it up to that 90 year old man.   I have standards, you know.   I’m just going to put that out there right now.  And so….

OLD  DUDES:    Do not sit down beside me at the video poker machine unless you  1) Have a seriously large bank account, a Mercedes and a mansion,   2)   Just want me on your arm for eye-candy, because I am not having sex with you, and,  3)  can still drive and hold your water.   If you can’t handle my rules, you can’t handle me.   Well… unless Rule Number 1 is substantial.  Then we can negotiate.

It Took Me 57 Years

Artistic expressionism.  Drive.  Passion.  I get it.  I finally get it after 57 years and 9 months.  And I’m one of the lucky ones.  Many people go their whole lives without getting it.   Many people go through their entire lives in robotic motion, sans emotion, taking up space…wasting precious time.  I don’t want that to be me.  That will not be me!

I saw a beautiful human being rendered a crying, hopeless, helpless mess on a reality show this week.  The show was called, “So You Think You Can Dance”.  The man was so engulfed in his dancing that he failed to connect with his audience and, unfortunately, came to this realization mid-performance.   The poor soul ended up in a pitiful crying-heap, mid-stage, with not one understanding or compassionate comment offered to soothe his pain.   He simply gave too much of himself and we, the viewing audience, were ill-equipped to accept this raw and disturbing emotion, and consequently did not know how to respond.   What a shame!

This set me to wondering how often this behavior triggers negative/confused/hurtful response from people in everyday life…to those just trying to share their passion, to express their feelings in the one way they’ve discovered does it for them, whether it be dancing, writing, acting, art, poetry, sculpting, singing, mothering, loving or those who want to open their minds but haven’t quite grasped the means by which to do so.   How do we all come together?   How do we all understand one another?   I just wish I had the answer.  I can only ask the questions, and hope I open some minds and lubricate the thought-processing mechanisms that are our brains.

Fifty Seven years is a long time to walk this earth and not have a passion, not have a voice, but somehow I managed it.  Fifty Seven will forever be my very favorite age because at 57, I discovered writing.  I discovered my voice.   For those of you who do not have a passion, you will not comprehend my journey, and I would strongly and desperately advise you to find that passion.   For those of you who know how it feels to write something that moves you to tears…those of you who know how a poem represents your sadness, in a way nothing else can….those of you who know how drawing a picture of the clouds viewed from your bedroom window completes you and helps you sleep at night…don’t waste your discovery, your passion!  Use it to fulfill you.  Use it to make your life sweeter.  You’ll never use it up, as long as you keep using it.   It dries up when you quit.  Funny how that works.

Tonight I write from my heart, and to my friends with love.  Don’t worry about me because I’ve found my voice, my passion, and my life is so much sweeter because of it.  If you haven’t found that passion, look for it.  Find it and embrace it.  You won’t believe how much fuller your life will be when you find your voice.

Much love from a happy 57 year old writer/mother/grandmother/sketcher/humorist/lover/friend/daughter/human.

Please feel free to leave your thoughts on my thoughts.     

(Image from Google Images)



This week’s Red Writing Hood prompt was to write a short piece that begins with the words, "This was absolutely the last time" and ends with "She was wrong".  My offering is fiction and I hope you enjoy!


This was absolutely the last time she would ever attend a conference without first researching its prospective speakers.  What the heck was she thinking?   This seminar had turned out to be a short nap shy of a coma.  She was bored to tears.  Her feet started shuffling under her chair, back and forth, up and down, covering every inch of allotted foot-space.   She was having an anxiety attack and had to get out of that meeting hall.   She reached down to find her shoes, found one, slipped her foot into it and felt around for the other.

She promptly knocked over a can of her neighbor’s Pepsi, which produced much noise and a few annoyed looks.  She glanced at the woman to whisper an apology and was met with lovely green eyes and a warm smile.  “It’s ok.  I’m restless too.  Want to go for coffee?”

She was intrigued, found her shoe, and while slipping into it, replied, “As if we really need any more caffeine, right?  But, yes, I would love to!  Let’s go.”

They gathered their things and tried to slip out without much drama.  Unfortunately, she wasn’t built that way and tripped over her own coat just a few rows from the door.  She plopped down quite unladylike and while trying collect her wits, her new friend offered her a hand.  She gratefully took it and they finally made their way to freedom.

“Are you always so graceful, or just showing off for me?”  asked her lovely green-eyed rescuer.

“I like to make a splash, an entrance, a first impression not soon to be forgotten!  How’d I do?"  she said, clearly up for this flirty rhetoric.

“I have chills.  Your command of the preposterous is commendable, your clumsiness enviable, but quite frankly, your recovery techniques need a little work.”  There it was again, that lovely, amused smile.  “My name is Addison, by the way.  Yours?”

“I’m Sandra and if I don’t find a comfortable chair in which to collapse, I may just get cranky.  Trust me, I don’t do cranky well.   People tend to back away slowly.  You might want to stay at the ready.”  Why was she flirting so profusely with this stranger?  She didn’t even know if the woman preferred women.   What a shame if she didn’t!

Addison, not deterred for a second, said “I know where we can get some well-deserved comfort.”

Oh really? Your room perhaps?  Or mine?” Sandra thought.   Oh God, she had to snap out of it.  This woman was only trying to befriend her.  But still, thoughts were running through her head, of candles and wine and a long interesting night.

Addison led them to the hotel’s retro bar and they were seated in a cushy booth that provided privacy and was surprisingly void of loud music, to Sandra’s delight.   She took her shoes off, making a production of it for Addison’s entertainment.  Addison giggled and mimicked her new friend by shaking her own shoes off, with one flying across the room to the next booth.  They both broke into fits of laughter as the waiter arrived to take their drink order.

“I’ll have a margarita rocks, and my shoe, which is right over there, if you don’t mind.  Thanks!”  chuckled Addison.    Sandra ordered a dirty martini and they settled in to get to know one another.

The afternoon flew, many drinks were ordered and much wit and wisdom was exchanged.   Sandra still hadn’t a clue as to Addison’s sexual orientation, but was more determined than ever to find out.   However, since Addison had made no clear indications, Sandra was coming to the conclusion that her friend was not interested in her romantically.

A little later, when Sandra excused herself to go to the ladies room, Addison accompanied her.  Once inside, Addison turned to Sandra and said,"I was waiting for you to make the first move, but looks like it's up to me".  With that, she pulled Sandra close and kissed her.   

Smiling, Sandra remembered that earlier, she had thought this would be a boring conference, but turned out, she was wrong.

Me and My Flat Iron

This is a story about a girl an old broad who orchestrated the melding together of two of her best talents, found quite by accident.   This is a story of me, my velvet blackboard scratching voice and my Flat Iron.

The last few days, I’ve had this old song on my mind.  It’s called Me and Mrs. Jones  (Don’t ask).  I’ve noticed myself singing this song every time I go to flat iron my hair.    Strange union, but it somehow works for me.   You see, I am a newbie at the art of Flat Ironing, and sometimes bellowing like a cat singing soothing  songs helps me with the delicate rhythmic motions needed for a successful taming of the Brillo Pad that is my hair.

I have You Tubed (oooh I feel so young and hip saying that) the song in question, in order to refresh the memories of my older readers and enlighten my younger ones to the delights of Me and Mrs. Jones  (seriously, don’t ask).    Take a short listen, then meet me down below.   You won’t be sorry.


Wasn’t that a sexy song?  If you need a cigarette, I’ll wait.  It almost made me Start smoking, but I refrained.  I have self-control.  Mostly.   Ahem.

And so, in honor of the union of my singing voice, my Flat Iron and “Me and Mrs. Jones”, I have written a song.  

Will my vast array of talents never end?

Please sing along with my new song, “Me and My Flat Iron”…….sung to the music of Me and Mrs. Jones

Me and My Flat Iron

We got a thing goin’ on.

We both know my hair’s long

So it would just be wrong… to stop now.


I see you every day when my hair’s gone astray.

Six-thirty, no one’s seen my horrid hair

Not amused.  As you tend to abuse.

There’s much screaming and gasping for air!


Me and My Flat Iron

We got a thing goin’ on

We know my patience don’t last long

But it would be so wrong

To unplug you now.


We gotta be extra careful

That you don’t smoke my head like a ham

Because I have my own obligations

And can’t afford the doctor, the ER or even Spam   (What?  It rhymed!  Shut up)


Me and My Flat Iron

We got a thing goin’ on

We both know that it’s wrong

And it’s hot.  But I’m strong.

So we can’t stop now.


Well, it’s time for me to be leaving

It hurts so much, on my head I mean.

Now I’ll unplug and you’ll go to sleep, and

Tomorrow we’ll meet and

Do the same damned thing again.


Me and My Flat Iron

We got a thing goin’ on

Now my hair’s sleek and long

Aloe Vera smells too strong

But I need it RIGHT NOW!

Me and My Flat…..My Flat Iron………….

Gosh, I do amaze myself at times.