Monday Listicles - Ten things if I were not me

Happy Monday!  I’m linking up with the lovely Stasha over at The Good Life for Monday Listicles.  This week’s list is Ten things I would miss (or not) if I weren't around....inspired from the late Nora Ephron's list "Things she will miss and what she won't."  Normally, I don't care to think about a time when I won't be around...because I know how much everyone would miss me, and I'd really feel sorry for them.  However, I'm a team listicles player (not to be confused with......well, you know) so I'm gonna suck it up and just do it.  So here goes:

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Ten things I would miss if I were no longer me

• Family and Friends of course

• Sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll.  (the drugs are blood pressure meds, but still...)
  

• Coffee

• Wine

• Music

• Writing

• Laughing

• Tootsie Roll Pops, Flip Flops, Big Sunglasses
  

• Checking my sexy-self out in the mirror.   What?  Shut up. It could happen.
  

• Air-conditioning  (because I may or may not have been a good girl and it may or may not be really hot where I’m headed)

Ten things I would NOT miss if I were no longer me

• This gawd-awful Heat.

• Farts and other disgusting smells like stinky feet.

• Spiders and Snakes  (devil’s spawn)

• Liver, okra, and sweet potatoes.  Ewwwww.

• Housework, unless it involved a French Maid….then I’d really miss it a whole lot.

• Plucking unwanted hair.

• Traffic.

• Old men in Speedos at the pool.  I wouldn’t miss them if they were naked either. Just sayin..

• Empty wine glass. Downright shame!

• Election year and all the TV crap that comes with it.