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Sunday
Jul222012

Monday Listicles - Ten things about having birthdays

 

Happy Monday!  I’m linking up with the lovely Stasha over at The Good Life for Monday Listicles.  This week’s list is Ten things about having birthdays.  I should be pretty darned good at this one, since I've had so many birthdays of my own.  I'm busy playing nurse, starting a new job, and working on my thesis, so I'm gonna make this quick.  Good Monday wishes to everyone, and if it's your birthday, PARTY like a rock star!

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Ten things about having birthdays

  • You can eat free at Denny’s.
  • People give you presents and make a fuss over you.
  • Parties are thrown in your honor.
  • You get a spanking. Well, if you’re into that sort of thing.
  • Turning 21?  One word Alcohol! 
  • Turning 40?  Three wordsOver the Hill
  • Turning 50?  Many painful words:  Arthritis, Joint pain, Memory loss, Sagging boobs, Gray hair.
  • Turning 60?  Two words:  Retirement and Grandchildren.
  • Turning 70 or older?  Twelve words:  Thank God I am alive and still able to hold my water. Or Depends.
  • And finally, here’s the very best Thing about Birthdays.....

Fuck my age. Just cut me a big piece of CAKE!

 

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